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  • kumjay
    06-28 03:49 PM
    It's 1947...Now we know not to listen to you :p
    Yeh....1947. Sorry about that.....




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  • newuser
    10-06 04:06 PM
    I was recently audited by Someone from Dept of Homeland Security regarding my H1-B visa status.He asked several questions regarding my position,job duties,pay,work hrs
    How long I was associated with my current company, What was my previous job and job duties,How long I am in US etc.
    I couldn't provide him the proof of the pay as I didn't had the pay stub to show him at that moment.

    I asked him is this just rutine procedure ?He said this is recently started process to check H1B fraud.

    Does any one else had same experience?

    Unless you fill your profile, nobody will trust you. Anti's are trying to get some negative comments and feed their agenda




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  • sw33t
    05-07 12:25 AM
    The Civil Rights Division's Coordination and Review Section can handle individual complaints alleging discrimination on the basis of race, color, national origin, sex, and religion by State and local law enforcement agencies that receive financial assistance from the Department of Justice.

    http://www.usdoj.gov/crt/cor/index.php

    Most major city police departments receive grants from the DOJ.

    Here is the Dept. of Justice website giving more information -

    http://www.usdoj.gov/crt/split/complaints.php#Police

    Don't try going to the department directly or filing a form directly. Not recommended as they will not be friendly.

    Also contact your local community organization leaders and let them know about the incident.

    It might be a good idea to setup a protocol or a process in place in the event something like this happens again. Memorize a contact number and educate your family members on what to do.

    Here is more information on your rights if you are detained or arrested -

    http://www.msba.org/departments/commpubl/publications/brochures/legalrights.htm

    The above link is a compilation by the Maryland Bar Association but it is pretty close to what you can do and what you can't.


    File a complaint over here - http://www.policeabuse.com/index.php?option=com_performs&formid=44 if you live in a small town/city. Its Free.

    BTW, this is a very popular technique to evict a neighbor who is not wanted around. :) But then again, I might be speculating about your living situation.

    I hope you did not commit an act of domestic violence.




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  • Jaime
    06-10 05:17 PM
    Can anyone help with advice? Talk about frustration! I qualify for EB2 since I have a masters degree (and also more than 5 years of experience in my field). I could qualify for EB2 except that my job description "prefers" (rather than "requires") a masters degree. The language prevents my compay from filing EB2, yet my job responsibilities are such that they certaily warrant a masters degree. My compay doesn't want to change my position or wording even though they clearly know (through my explanations) that that means adding close to 5-6 years to the wait! They also fail to see that making me wait so long also affects them because the company cannot promote me or chage my responsibilities for the duration of the wait! Has anyone been through the same situation?



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  • enggr
    10-02 09:47 AM
    Dear Friends/attorneys,
    Is it possible to request an EB2 to EB3 conversion after a I-140 RFE? I kindly request you all to help me.

    I finished my 4-year engineering course in year 2000 and started working with the company which I got recruited. My degree has year 2002 due to the last supplementary exam. My attorney put the graduation as year 2000 and counted 5 years of experience from there (Because my degree has 2 dates on it). INS is counting only 3.5 y ears of experience after degree completion.

    I think the only way I can survive this RFE is to request for an approval under EB3 category. The unlucky part is I didn't get that as an option in the RFE itself (which many people got).
    The paper ad as well as labor certification is not specific about "progressive experience" or experience after degree completion. The ad just says Bachelors degree with 5 years of experience.
    Please advice me how to respond to this RFE in a safe manner.
    This is what the paper ad says "F/T MS Degree or equivalent in Engineering field OR BS Degree or equivalent with five years ex "

    EB2 PERM : Aug 2006.
    EB2 I-140 (REG) : Nov 2006.
    EB2 I-485/ EAD : July 2007.
    EB2 I-140 RFE received : Sep 2007.

    RFE
    ---------------------------------------
    "Please submit evidence which establishes that the beneficiary had at least five years of experience as a software engineer after receiving his bachelor's degree but prior to August XX, 2006. Since your evidence does not indicate that the beneficiary received his bachelor's degree until 2002, this does not appear possible.
    If the beneficiary received a degree prior to 2002, please submit a copy of that degree."
    ---------------------------------------




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  • Alex
    05-30 10:13 PM
    i wish i would of noticed this battle earlyer, it would of been alot of fun.

    Soul has my vote.

    Good job everyone! :)



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  • sameer2730
    11-15 12:52 PM
    You can travel back to USA from CANADA or MEXICO if you have a expired I-94 and a h1B which is valid while you are travelling (Its called Automatic Revalidation) if you are returning within 30 days and have not left the above mentioned countries during that period . I did it. Please do not give over your I-94 at the border or airport if asked. Let them you are returning in 30 days. However make sure you have copies of all your previous H1b and spouses H4b if any. My wife had converted from H4 to H1 3 years ago but has changed a job since. The customs officer at the border wanted to see her previous H1b.

    Also you can take an appointment in BAHAMAS. I know a lot of people who got stamps from there. I think but am not sure , you do not need a visitor VISA to bahamas if you are a candian permanant resident.

    About the Automatic Visa revalidation mentioned in the first paragragh its very clear and well known law. So 99.99% nothing will go wrong. Just try to travel by road (I have heard airport customs officers are not that familiar). Also travel along a busy border like Rainbow bridge . They know the law more in such places.




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  • arnab221
    04-27 09:23 PM
    Most points are for joining the US Armed forces . I see where this is going .



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  • nmdial
    04-21 09:36 AM
    Friends,
    I will be relocating to Houston soon. I am new to the area. I would really appreciate if you can give your inputs on good neighborhoods, cost of living, etc.

    Thanks,
    nmdial




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    12-05 10:24 AM
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  • IneedAllGreen
    02-26 11:59 AM
    Two reason to go for Peoplesoft Softwares

    1) Peoplesoft Enterprise ERP package is damn popular among HRMS software user world. Peoplesoft (before Oracle took over them) were earning major money/client on that package.

    2) Peoplesoft Enterpriseone(This was JDEdwards earlier version of Oneworld ERP). Enterpriseone has strong Finance module which may helps you to grow in future in your professional career. You can be a functional consultant in finance or HRMS or both.

    You can join any of several consulting company who are in Peoplesoft/ORacle/JDEdwards ERP business and for which they need MBA kind of background for their functional requirement at their client site. Trust me its not hard to learn functional part of these ERP packages. There are DEMO version of these software available to download and you can have guide for free from Oracle website. If you need more information then do send PM on my ID. May be I can send you more information.

    Thanks
    IneedAllGreen :)




    I would like to ask the same question but a bit more specific.

    For someone who is an MBA (Finance) with 7-8 yrs of Financial and HR benefits experience who wants to move to IT or IT related field what would you advice would be the best field to move to or best certification to take ?

    Thanks




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  • swamy
    01-02 12:22 PM
    just appeal with excellent documentation - you should be fine. hope your transcripots were validated by some education service here as thats what i've heard is done if one doesnt have an us degree.



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  • SSSarkar
    12-11 09:29 AM
    Automatic revalidation for getting new visa in USA was stopped in 2004. But I suppose automatic revalidation for I-94 while coming from Canada/Mexico is not stopped yet. I may be wrong but check it by yourself the latest rule from US department of state through the link here.

    http://travel.state.gov/visa/laws/telegrams/telegrams_1441.html


    Guys,

    My understanding was that automatic revalidation was stopped a few years ago?

    I would say that getting an appointment and a new visa stamp is the safest bet. If that's not a possibility and you have to go, I will suggest travel by road instead of air. From what I have heard they tend to be more lenient when you are driving across.

    Do check thoroughly before travelling on an expired visa.

    Take Care




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  • arnet
    09-17 07:11 PM
    disclaimer: i'm nt an immigration attroney, so please consult one for exact situation, as laws and procedures are constantly changing.

    I'm NOT in medical field but writing based on what i heard..thought might be useful for you.....below is the most common way of coming to US for MBBS degree holders in india....

    they can write USMLE exam (check www.usmle.org) and if they pass the step1, step2, step3 exams they can apply to US universities (atleast few of them based on the score) for MD residency programs which is usually four years course.

    some say step1 and step2 is enough to apply but step3 gives more advantage but nt sure. BUT CHECK THE ELIGILIBITY FOR EXAM AND DO RESEARCH ON THESE COURSE AND OTHER TOPICS TO GET EXACT DETAILS...

    they can come here in H1 or J1 visa if they get into residency programs but check the procedures. but in general, after residency program, they need to work 3 yrs in underreserved areas (mostly 30-50 miles away from city, nt bad, oppurtunites are good there).

    writing USMLE and getting into residency programs is really very very tough as more competition now and need very top score and their previous experience, degree/diplomas, research, etc helps.

    if they both try and one get it through, then the one who get it into residency program can come into J1 or H1 visa and others can come in H4 visa (dependents-children and spouse).

    they will be paid atleast 40-50k per yr during the residency (four yrs) and after that based on their work and experience, they will paid more atleast >100k per yr.

    regd greencard, i think, they can apply only after 3yrs of working in under-reserved areas. some say they wont have to do labor because they get waiver because they worked 3 yrs in under-reserved areas but for this you need to consult an immigration lawyer.

    but for all this, they have to first COLLECT all the details and CHECK THE ELIGILIBITY FOR ALL THIS...they have to plan properly because while studying for USMLE or during this entire process, it is nt easier but they have to undergo a LOT of stress as they might think we are doing well in india why we moved here. but remember, it pays them in long run, it depends on each one how they look.

    good luck....:)

    Folks,

    I need some guidance from experienced folks particularly those who hold MBBS degree from India and are already in US in medical profession.

    My brother has received MBBS about 5 years go and he is doing his practice in rural area. His wife is also MBBS and also holds a diploma on OB/GYN area.

    My question is if they want to immigrate to US what are various paths they can follow to get here?

    Thanks in advance.
    PAN123



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  • NKR
    05-14 11:38 AM
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  • sac-r-ten
    02-26 04:56 PM
    Sorry for your situation. Its better to look for H1 transfer soon. Also expose such body shopper here, so that future H1B are aware of such dingy fly by night operators.
    Nothing more anybody can do here on this forum, because everyone is sitting tight and holding on to their seats in this economy.
    Good luck man.



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  • mmanurker
    12-08 06:38 PM
    vet04, Unfortunatly I dont have an answer to your question but if you dont mind can u pls let us know more about your current job so that I can start looking at your current job as an option for me incase if I get a green card. I am serious and not kidding. I want to know who is paying
    200k salary in this job market and what is the job requirement for that.




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  • geesee
    07-20 09:18 AM
    I searched for IV on orkut and got three communities back, one with 2 members and two empty.. which one are we joining?

    Search for one word - ImmigrationVoice




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  • coopheal
    03-05 04:44 PM
    I had two soft LUDs on 3rd and 4th of March. Did anyone else also have similar LUDs recently?
    I know my PD is not current so nothing really going to happen.




    ramus
    06-20 01:11 PM
    I would suggest to go with EAD and AP for spouse as its better then H1B.

    You don't have to stick one employee if spouse has EAD and she doesn't need to find job in perticular field if she has EAD...

    But for you, I would say just use H1B as long as you can.



    You should put the status on the day you are filing, so if you are filing before she gets on H-1, her status would be H-4.
    Question: Why do need to have an AP filed? Is it just to avoid the hassle of stamping?
    Just getting an AP approved has nothing to do with the H-1 status. But if you use the AP to enter into US, there is a grey area if the H-1 is still valid or not. If you have an option try to keep her on H-1 and not use the AP, this will make sure that he has a valid work status even if the 485 gets rejected.




    nb_des
    03-17 01:33 PM
    I agree. Remember there were two backlog elimination centers and the processing from Philly center was slow. So a person with a later 2004 EB2 PD application and whose LC was cleared from Dallas must have got his GC where as someone with an earlier PD was stuck in Philly. Most of the Dallas guys got their GC around that time.

    That is so not true. Even though Dallas was faster than Philly, it only cleared labor for 2003 and earlier filers in 2005. Essentially Dallas mostly cleared only those cases in 2005 which were stuck at regional and not state level. My labor was cleared in late 2006.



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